Gonna ride Highway two-eighteen
				   Down to Riverside,
				   Down to Riverside,
				   Down to Riverside,
				Gonna ride Highway two-eighteen
				   Down to Riverside,
				   Down to Riverside.



				CHORUS
				I aint'a gonna have money no more,
				Aint'a gonna have money no more,
				Aint'a gonna have money no more,
				I aint'a gonna have money no more,
				Aint'a gonna have money no more,
				Aint'a gonna have money no more.


				Gonna set up my booths and stalls
		  	   	   Down in Riverside (etc.)


				Gonna buy a five dollar hamburger


				Gonna buy some action figures


				Gonna stock up on paperbacks


				Gonna put on my pointy ears


				Gonna join up with Starfleet


				Gonna march in the big parade


				Gonna see that mighty starship
				   The U.S.S. Riverside (etc.)


* Riverside, Iowa is the self-proclaimed "Future Birthplace of Captain Kirk", and hosts
 Trekfest, an annual celebration for Star Trek lovers.